I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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