yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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