but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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