Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I have post one night stand depression
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