DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
