Christians are straight up FREAKS
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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