when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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