I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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