At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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