how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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