Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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