i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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