I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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