Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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