i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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