You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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