The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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