The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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