Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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