in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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