dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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