All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
