just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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