After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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