I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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