She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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