ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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