yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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