He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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