I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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