Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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