When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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