I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I can text with my tongue
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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