You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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