She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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