he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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