The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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