When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
