its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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