oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We have so much sex to catch up on
In other news, I just burned my penis
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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