Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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