So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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