? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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