idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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