I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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