So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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