In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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