sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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