just come out here and I will go home with you...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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