Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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