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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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