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What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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