It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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