The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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