Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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