I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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