Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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